"The Hills"

I recently found out this week that there's a love triangle going on in my fourth grade class. I don't know what's up with my group this year, but they're growing up a little too fast. Now that I found out (from the principal), everything seems to make sense.

Basically, D & J were an item but broke up earlier in the year. This explains why J always requests to not sit anywhere near D (bad break up, I presume). Now V & J are together, so D & V (who used to be friends) now have beef with each other. Is it just me, or does it seem like the drama between Lauren and Heidi on The Hills?

So once I found this out, I decided to actually really read through their journal writes (they have to write 10 minutes in their journal every morning) and bit by bit, things are coming together... V writes about how sweet J is and blah blah blah. And like any typical guy, they don't share much emotions about what they're feeling.

Anyway, who needs to watch MTV shows when this real life drama is happening under my own eyes! I can't believe it took me so long to figure it out myself. BUT, aren't they a little too young for this? I thought this stuff starts in middle school...