Monday, April 13, 2009

What separates a real guy from the fake ones

During a slow Monday at work, I decided to think of a list of 5 things every real man does. This is like a prerequisite to what defines a real man from all the others.

1. Sports - even if you don't play it, a real man still enjoys watching at least one type of sport and will have a specific team that he roots for.

2. Gym - if you don't have free gym membership at work, a real man will have a 24 membership or something and use it at least once a week (which really isn't much at all).

3. Pervs - let's face it, all guys are pervs. They only have one thing on their mind most of the time when they're not thinking about food or sports.

4. Ulterior motives - although there are nice guys in this world, no guy is THAT nice where he'll go the extra mile to help just anyone out. Guys do not just want to be friends with a cute girl, they want something more and will go do whatever it takes to help her out.

5. Action movies - this is the "chick flick" genre for real men. Guys should want to watch the new GI Joe, Transformers 2, Fast and Furious movie, whether it be with their s/o or just with the guys.

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